Don’t deviate from my instructions, I’ll know.”I led her up the steps and through my house, roughly pushing her out the front door. She looked b...ck at me tentatively before walking quickly down the driveway, keeping her head down but crossing the street towards the nearest streetlight. I pulled my phone from my pocket, dialing as I watched her. “Yes, she just left. Mm-hmm, everything you said, and more. Yeah, I’m sending you the videos now.” Part 2Susan ran into enough of her neighbors on the. I told him about her fantasy, and asked if he might not like helping her to achieve it. I thought he was going to come right then and there. I told him that I was going to our bedroom, down at the end of the hall, and that I'd leave the door cracked. He could come and watch the preliminaries, and then when I signaled for him to enter, he was to come in quietly, making no sound. He readily agreed.I went to the bedroom, and there was Bridget sitting on the edge of the bed, her legs crossed to. .. just who are you again?" Too bad, he either didn't get the Abbot and Costello reference or was smart enough to pretend that he hadn't. Just as well, I didn't feel like reenacting 'Who's on First?' anyway,"Too bad, I just remembered it's time to close the bar. Booze all gone — no more for today. Think I'll just turn of the machines, shut off the lights and grab a paddle and swim home. Actually with any more rain my mobile home will just float down the beach and meet me half way. Win-Win. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement...- Mark TwainThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible- George BurnsSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor BorgeBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark TwainBy all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a.