Black American families in general are a model of dysfunction but mine was absolutely the worst. You think you’ve got it, wait till you meet my rela...ives. When the last of them dies and goes to Hell, I think Satan is going to be out of a job. Seriously. Meet my favorite band of psychopaths. My biological father Franklin Shay is the prototypical womanizing corporate attorney. You can’t count on him for anything. Ever since he divorced dear old ma, he spends all his money on those big-booty. But it is kind of funny that we have the same name, we're close to the same size, but she's got bigger boobs, and I'm told she kisses a lot like me. If that's true, I guess I'm pretty good.aroslav: Tell me about your parents.LISSA: Alice Steele and Damon Grant. Sadly, I have only a few clear memories of them. They were good to me. I felt loved. I still get sad sometimes, but Jane and Jack stepped in and were so kind to me that they ... well, Jack, really ... were an instant replacement.aroslav:. " But this is the boy's locker room," she said."Well, I want to watch, and I couldn't very well go into the girl's locker room, could I?" I responded. Before she could complain again, I took her hand and pulled her into the locker room.I took her over to the lockers and when she just stood there I said, "Well, you can't take a shower in your clothes! Get undressed!"She looked around nervously, but she started undressing. She was wearing a white, button down shirt, which she unbuttoned and. .. are you gay?"I hesitated, knowing i could only answer one way because he knew the answer already "Yes."I replied with tears building up in my eyes."How long have you liked gay porn sites?" I dont know"I said holding back a sob."Hey, why are you crying?!" He sounded demanding yet gentle."You know my secret, your probabily going to tell everyone!" Why would i do that?" I dont know!" The tears began flowing and ran down my cheeks until it was absorbed by the cotton on the pillow."I wouldnt do.