"Fine, I'll wash my hair and paint my toenails. Don't be too late and, Gordon, look after my little girl," she said, fixing me with a stare that let m... know in no uncertain terms that I was expected to play the gentleman. I promised I would - remember the adage that a standing prick has no conscience? - and we were on our way.In the car, Zelda pulled me close, probing my mouth softly with her tongue. As we surfaced she said: "I have missed you so much. I couldn't wait for the hours to pass in. Ye baat un dino ki hai jab mere college je holidays chal rshe the aur me ghar pe free the . Ek din hamare ghar pe aayi aur meri mummy ko kehne laggi ke meri beti anu ko accounts me kuch problem hai to kya aap garry ko keh de ge ki vo anu ki help karey becoz vo jaanti thi ki me intelligent hoon . Meri mummy ne haan kardi aur aunty ne thank you keh kar chali gayi aur keh gayi ke aaj shaam se anu aap ke ghar padhne aajaaye gi.Unke jaane ke baad mummy ne mujhe yeh baat baatayi .Ye suntey hi mere. "Great idea b*o - you grab the booze, I'll get changed into something more comfortable." She said as she headed upstairs.I went to the kitchen & grabbed a case of beers & then went upstairs and changed into a t-shirt and lounge pants. A few moments later my sister appeared wearing a pair of cotton short shorts and a tight tank top that hugged her impressive boobs and stopped just above her naval. We sat down on my sofa and downed a few beers as we watched a film."Do you fancy another film?" I. A few weeks later he was in a wheelchair on a plane headed home. His ankle pinned together and casted his shoulder in a sling due to a slight fracture although it had been relocated which hurt like all hell at the time he was feeling on the mend. A few hours later he was stateside at last and in the back of a rental car designed to take the wheelchair. Dad - You look like shit sonAdam - I've felt betterMom - It was Kate that told us about your… bump she called it. She told us not to watch.