I tell him. He does it. If he doesn’t understand, he asks. Then when he understands, he does it perfectly. Every. Freakin’. Time.” Coach Alvarez...was smiling from ear to ear, and Coach Barrett was nodding with him.“Well sure, Joe, we can see he is in great shape; but certainly he has a few hitches in his giddy up? For sure you gotta get some wrongness out of him,” Steve Van Cleave, another JV coach but he also serves as the linebacker coach for the varsity asked with his Texas twang peppering. So, I sat my ass down at the computer and started surfing the web. It is unbelievable what you can find on there. After several searches, I found this website that have ads looking for beautiful men and woman, who want to be sex dolls. I laugh at the idea at first, thinking, me, a sex doll? It reminds me of being a slave. As if, please. I’d never submit to anyone. Though, the more I read about it, the more turned on I get. You have to audition and if they think you’re good enough, you are. This wonderful woman was reading a book with a very distinctly lesbian theme. This held a lot of promise. ‘I’ve read it too.’ Parker casually remarked. ‘You have?’ Morena asked wide eyed. ‘Yes I have. It was a very, very good book.’ Parker put a lot of emphasis on the second sentence. She moved a little closer to Morena on the bench. Morena just kept smiling her beautiful smile as she looked at Parker. ‘Why did you choose to read that?’ Parker asked curiously. Morena became a little. ”“She asked me to take her to dinner and a movie. I’m a ‘free agent’ at the moment, so I agreed.”“You decided not to get back together with Melody?”“I don’t plan to date anyone seriously, at least not anytime soon. And Melody and I have what amount to irreconcilable differences.”“Well, if you want my opinion...”“No!” I interrupted, speaking firmly. “No opinions on my love life.”“Michael,” Mom said firmly.She didn’t use Russian, or three names, or even my middle name, so it was a very mild.