The sat-nav meant absolutely nothing to him, in fact he had trouble programming his VCR and setting the clock on the cooker was, frankly, beyond him, ...e left it flashing zeros after the first power cut. He was useless with computers at school and only forced to use the factory one to log on for his time sheet.However, as he had recently replaced most of his vinyl Blues and Bluegrass records with CDs, that part of the entertainment package greatly appealed to him. The salesman was also prepared. Had his parents come homeearly? If that were the case, how could he possibly extract himself fromthis unprecedented predicament?Derek nervously approached the front door and timidly called out, "Who'sthere?" The sound of his own high, nasally voice was something of ashock."It's Megan," the person on the other side said. "Judging from yourhigher-pitched intonation, it's safe to assume that you've put on theglasses. I was hoping to stop you, but I see I'm too late."Derek slowly opened the door,. By the time the weekend comes, Chris goes silent. He and his wife spend their entire weekends with their kids. It makes for a lonely weekend for me, but we have made plans to see each other again Monday. That’s what I allow myself to look forward to. When Monday comes, I’m so ready to see Chris. I spent the weekend with a few friends of mine, to keep busy. I wanted to share with them what I was doing, but I know none of them would understand. I’m not sure I would either, if I was them. I guess. ” “Thank you, Sarah, you are quite right. Get out of the water now, Ed,” she instructed. “I will not have you playing and making a lot of noise when you should be learning how to swim. Hurry up please.” Ed got out and immediately. “I didn’t jump, I was pushed in.“ “I am going to punish you Ed for jumping into the water and you will get extra strokes for trying to get out of it by telling fibs”. “I’m not lying,” he whined, “someone pushed me, I’m sure.” “Take off your trunks.” Then as he.