One "older guy" (about 18) had been k**ding around with me for sometime about rolling and horsing around with friends by wrestling with them and knock...ng each other to the ground. At that age, I never even gave it a second thought, but was reminded of it every time I saw him.One day he asked me to go in the woods to try and help him get some leaves and edible brush for his guinea pig. I thought nothing of it and followed him in until he sat on a rock several hundred yards in. He started talking. . Beep ... Beep...'Someday I am going to hunt down the inventor of that beeping machine, and when I do, I'll kill him in his sleep, ' I thought as I swam towards wakefulness."Man, Oh Man. What a weird dream," I said out loud.The next thing I heard was a loud squeal and things hitting the floor. The door flew open and two very large, menacing looking men stormed in with drawn guns, pointing at everything and nothing. Beside me a young woman stood shaking, looking at me like I was a ghost, or. He had been showing signs of tiredness too and it wasobvious that the night was drawing to a close.Juliette stifled a yawn and covered her face with her fan, "excuse me I'mready for bed I think." Moi aussi," said Leila reverting back to her native French."Good night then ladies, sleep well, if you need anything don't hesitate toask Yvette the maid," said Sir Iain extinguishing his still long cigar.Sir Iain and Colin raised their glasses and sipped at their brandy as theladies went out the door.. While at home on my last month long leave like all boyfriends or husbands, I should have known something was going on. Again like all boyfriends or husbands, I was too much in love and trusted my partner to notice anything. Was Julie a little less enthusiastic in bed? Maybe, but I put it down to wedding jitters and the stress of planning the wedding by herself. Did she look at me funny when I mention Jerry a few times? Possibly, but I didn’t really notice. I did notice that Jerry didn’t spend.