� Be good.� And remember, I'll be by to watch thetape of your first night in prison tomorrow.� Ta-Ta!"The black inmate snapped the phone shut an... slipped it into herpocket while effortlessly lifting the gasping Stephanie up ontoher toes.� "What else are you hiding from Bertha, whitey?"Bertha's chubby fingers ran down from Stephanie's shoulder andgave her right breast a playful squeeze.� "I like my titties allsoft and white.� You got any nice creamy white milk for Bertha,bitch?" the convict. Randy did not know the proper name for what she had inherited, but a quick Internet search produced the word “dildo,” a word she had never seen or heard. She found the picture of a fat, straight one in a science museum and admired its carefully-carved head. She even found out what the word “balls” meant in the process and saw some devices that were as long, but nothing like as beautiful as hers and very few that were curved so wonderfully although some were more sharply curved at the head end. As we sat there sipping our hot chocolate, her hand went down onto my leg and began rubbing me as we talked about school and things."Any girlfriends, these days, Tommy?" No, not really, I wish there were, but no." You must be one of the few boys your age who've had sex, right?" Yea, I think so. I sure remember it. It was wonderful." Well, yes, it was. Unfortunately, I'm right in the middle of my fertile time, right at the worst time, actually, but I've kind of thought of a special Christmas. Let me know if you ever want to sell this, I can guarantee a buyer!”“Not a chance,” I laughed. “If I ever get married, I am going to make sure in the pre-nupt that the stove remains in my custody.” Thankfully he laughed at that, and I realized that this was not exactly the way I wanted a conversation like this between us so early.This time I cooked. Nothing as fancy as he had made, scrambled eggs with some shredded beef and cheddar, with chicken chorizo and frozen hash browns. But he still said.