Friday was an early start for all of us, mostly spent preparing for the party at the Legion; Ned the barman was once again already well organised with...a couple of barrels of Sir Kenneth Ruddle’s finest, and Mr & Mrs Albone were delighted that we were back – they said that the success of my 21st celebration the previous year had brought them a welcome increase in bookings, which in turn had brought some much-needed and overdue re-investment in the club. I certainly noticed that the bar and party. " MOM!" Well, you were the one that told us when we got back that you hoped you were."Emily smiled and turned many shades of crimson."Does Dad know yet?" No. I'll tell him tonight after today's chores."I just held Emily until lunchtime. I guess I was still in shock."So Rich, you got her pregnant." Hey Dad, I haven't had sex with her since the accident. By the time you and Liz talked to us, the damage had already been done." Yeah, so I've heard. What do you plan on doing now?" No much. I am. “Ah been down London an’ I thought I was hame sick and I saw a shrink an she said she used to be a guy and she was never happy until she transitionated and had her balls cut off and she thought I might be the same like.”“Whit, You a Homo?” Andy asked stunned.“No, I’m becoming a Lesbeen,” Jock explained, “No more willy flopping agen ma lags, ut’ll be grand.”“You’ll need to shave your beard,” Morag said and she called her friend over, “Janet, wee Jock here is transitionin’ tae a LesbeenJanet. Meri hieght 5 foot 7inch hai. Mai college student hu. Yeh khani 2 saal pehle ki hai jab maine 12th ke exam diye the or result se pehle ki chhutiyo ki baat hai. Uss time mere ghar ke sabhi log gaav gaye hue the or mai ghar pe akela tha.Roj ki trah mai apne shyam ke jogging ke liye nikala tha, uss din mousam thoda gharab tha karib adhate ghante bhangne ke baad jab mai ghar jaa raha tha to achanak se bharish chalu ho gayi pehle to dhire ho rahe thi fir achanak tej ho gayi. Mai teji se ghar ki traf.