Anyway. He was trying to take me out to help me get my mind off of her. I turned him down for about a week. One day I finally gave in and told him tha... I wanted to go downtown. So after work I went home to shower and get dressed. He picked me up a little later. We head to downtown Baltimore. We go to a few bars. Then we end up at our last bar. This one was definitely different from the other bars. “Is it just me or is there a lot more men than women here?” I ask. “No worries buddy. It’s all. It was good to let a bit of my inner asshole out.She clearly wasn’t buying it. “You’re taking me,” she said as surely as if I’d already agreed to it.“But what are you doing today Uncle Buck?” she asked.“Nothing special,” I said. “A little bit of this, a little bit of that. I have to call my lawyer. Do some yard work ... Maybe start packing some of Betty’s shit.”“Good ... I can help you with that,” she said.“So you wouldn’t be embarrassed to be seen in the Fast and Furious Bat mobile?” I. She has my body as hers alone, I need the same back. She agreed. Then I told her that I was still hurt and needed to respond somehow. I wanted to punish her and test her commitment to our relationship. She agreed. And so I am waiting for Linda and I am mad. Sometime after dinner, I hear her car arrive and I go to the window to watch her. Her legs are not long but shapely. Today she has encased them in black nylons. Her black mini-skirt does not quite hide all of the lacy tops of her stockings. And even then they write it off as a weirddream. What did you say happened?" She thought for a moment. "A kiss?Ah, now I understand. True love's kiss can cause glitches in thespell." True love's kiss? But Laurie isn't my... is Laurie my true love?" You tell me! Isn't that why you wanted to go to the party?" Yeah, but... She's not into guys. She told me that." You don't look like a guy right now to me." But I'm supposed to be a guy, and I want to go back to being one! Sohow does it work? I just.