Your father, while not stepping out on me, is a grade A workaholic.”Funny how she used the same words I had thought of?“The private dick, as you c...lled him so eloquently, also saw him stopping at a liquor store, where he bought three bottles of vodka and two bottles of scotch whiskey! It’s not here!”“Despite all of that, he’s a decent man and a fantastic provider, Charles,” she said with tears now streaming down her face.“I know you don’t think much of him, but he has been a respectable man. I. “It was all good, Steve. I mean that,” Gene said. “But first, grab your pizza. The Hawaiian pizza is awesome.”“I’m sorry, but that just sounds gross!” I said. “I’ll stick to pepperoni!”The girls agreed with me, so I ordered three pepperoni slices and one Hawaiian, along with four Cokes.“Where in Colorado are you from?” I asked Gene.“Boulder. You’ve probably never been there, I guess.”“Actually, I have. In August of last year, to visit a friend of mine who’s an ice dancer. It seemed like a. I watched as he rubbed the soap onto my strip of pubic hair above my vagina, and I began to realize what he intended to do. He reached for his razor as I apprehensively opened my legs wide. I watched as he carefully ran the razor over my small strip of hair until he had removed it completely. Thankfully, I had shaved the small hairs that grew around the lips of my vagina the night before, so he didn’t feel it necessary to shave me further.He leaned in and kissed me and said, “Thank you for. .. HES. OH FUCK. OH SHIT. I AM I AM OH I AM COMMMMIIIINNNGGGG'.Swami covered his ears with his hands and Arti laughed aloud. After few more hard strokes the MD came with a loud grunt 'AAAAHHHHH'. Both Malti and the MD lay gasping for breath.Like Malti and the MD, Swami and Arti were also exhausted for the time being. For a brief period there was pin drop silence. Swami continued to swill whisky and Arti just stared at the TV screen.'Malti get on all fours' MD said, 'Ab main teri gaand maaroonga.