She made sure that Ruth's and Elizabeth's names were on the order list. She had vengeful plans of her own for those two.Ruth looked at herself in the ...irror in the cottage and then called Elizabeth's attention to the fact that she was looking years older than her sixteen years would indicate, then turned in startled surprise and informed the crying girl that she was to be seventeen the following day. That cheered Elizabeth somewhat until she remembered where she was and that a party of any type. I lied down and then she mounted me. She held both my hands and put them on her tits and started grinding her crotch against mine. This was getting too hot for me to handle and my dick was straining to come out. She realised my discomfort soon but continued grinding her pussy against the length of my dick. Suddenly she got up and undid my jeans. I got the message and pulled them down along with my boxers.She got rid of her panty held my dick in her hand and guided me towards her pussy. I moaned. The rest of that summer was just fuelled by me crossdressing and sex. Much of it was the same as the previous time and there is no point in just writing "I wrapped my lips around his cock and then he pounded my ass", so many times. So from now, I'm going to tell you something pretty kinky we did, or I did lol and that will be the same for this series of recollections.It was a weekday night, no idea which one but I know it was a weekday as I was leaving the house in the morning, to drive to. ”Two chemists, a brunette and a blonde, walk into a bar.The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”The blonde died.There’s a new kind of coffee that acts as a strong laxative.It’s called G.I. JoeHow do two cats make love?The male cat goes to the female cat and says ‘naaaoooouuuw’.And the female cat responds by saying, ‘not naaaoooouuuw’.If you rob a bank in a sanctuary city, is it “illegal”, or just an “undocumented withdrawal”?What is the difference.