I opened the bottom drawer and found an arsenal (pun intended) of toys, including masturbators, butt plugs, vibrators, and nipple clamps. Ooh, Darryl,...you naughty boy, I thought. The next drawer up contained an array of slutty lingerie, including panties, teddies, suspenders and very whorish hose.Then I went through Elaine’s things and found some more conservative lingerie, including my favorite Vanity Fair full brief panties, stay-up stockings, a light bra and negligee to match. I was. The first thing I did was take out a classified ad. “Help us find the missing clitoris.” It read. “Desperate beautiful woman. Big reward. Apply at Lance Armstrong Detective Agency, 211 South 4th.” When I got to my office on the morning the ad came out I found a long line of men stretching around the block. There must have been hundreds of them. Carlotta was waiting by the door. She was smiling. “There must be someone in among this crowd who knows how to find a pleasurenut,” she said. “Here’s. ”“Well, I’m sure you’re anxious to get started, and Jonathan is probably starving right about now,” she said looking over to me with a grin. “Let’s head back to one of our bases.”“Works for me. The council will be making an announcement shortly, and then they will begin preparing our eggs for transit.”“Speaking about that, all their eggs aren’t beach ball sized, so Abi will need to recalculate how everything is stored. It’s not a huge issue though, she has more than enough room,” I. Laura found herself going into sensory overload and couldn't honestly say which caused the more intense feeling - being felt up by a naked man, or by a naked woman.After each member had had a chance with each pledge, Tom said, "We'd all better get to sleep tonight. Everyone up by seven tomorrow and we leave by eight-thirty. Now if the sponsors will help Kelly and Michael get the pledges to bed, the rest of us better make any last minute checks that are needed."The pledges were led upstairs to.