"3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"4. My father taught me LOG...C."Because I said so, that's why."5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."7. My father taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."8.. We were all sitting around eating junk food and listening to music when the topic turned to "have you ever seen your dad's "thing"?" All of us had, mostly by accident and we giggled and told each other what they looked like. All except the girl that was having the party, Susan. She told us her dad let her see his any time she wanted when her mother wasn't there, as long as she never told her mother.That got us all asking lots of questions and she described what it looked like but said she. .. knowing of great pleasures from youChris aka Tendal says:then moving to the other side, I grab the lotion from the bedside table and open it and pour a liberal amount in my hands and kneel at the foot of the bed and reach for your foot.Chris aka Tendal says:picking up your foot in my hand I begin to slowly massage the lotion into the sole of your foot while holding it by your heel with my other handTigana says:stretches out languidly on the bed, tiny toes pointing as you take my foot in your. First I could helpher nurture you as a real man. Or I could stay at home as an observer withher and you but not interfere her to educate you the way she's been sureis right."Father made a pause. I could see it was difficult and painful for him totell me this."There was a reason that made me to obey your mother. 'Otherwise I'll makeyou a violator using a brute force against me and your son' she said. Itwasn't twaddle. There was a call from sheriff's office to my subunit nextmorning. It was just.