..**********************************************************Bikini Beach: Initiation Ritesby Elrod WAllen sighed as he drove slowly away from the bea...h. No luck -in fact, he'd almost had his face smashed by a few boyfriends.And his task wasn't that difficult! Find a girl or two to serve ashostesses for the Gamma Delta party tonight. But so far, he'dstruck out totally.He banged his fist on his steering wheel as he sat waiting for agreen light. How was he ever going to find a girl or. “Jim! JIM!!” I didn’t turn around, as my name wasn’t Jim, but I recognized the voice. It was the voice of the demon inside me who reminded me of my poor decisions. “Uncle Jim?”Isabella and I turned together, and sure enough, there was Ronnie. Cute as ever. Not even 5 feet tall, dressed in a short skirt with tall boots and a white button down blouse. Her brown hair tied up in a ponytail that was draped around her shoulder.“Uncle Jim!” She said again, leaping into my arms. I was stunned.. ." In a panic I pulled the door open... In front of me stood a man, 30ish... looking very confused. He looked me up and down. I cleared my throat a little and softened my voice. "I'm Jessica," holding out my hand and standing as femininely as possible. "You're their... erm..." "Daughter," I interjected, reaching for the parcel. To this day I don't know why I asked this but... "Would you like a drink?" "Of course... I'm Daniel, I live next door." I greeted him and led him in, my heels echoing. ”“Oh.”“Let me finish,” I brushed her hair back. “But kinky and fun isn’t the only reason to have women in our lives.”“So what?”“Well, first, I think, we should start a pool a little bit from everyone’s wages,” I explained.“Is that OK?”“Maybe,” I shrugged. “Hell maybe this all collapses at the next full moon. I have no idea why you are even talking to me after what I did.”“But, look, Will. I really like you. I really liked you. I did things with you that I really really really need to like.