I make both my girlfriend and my neighbors husband to stand up. I tie a rope to their two handcuffs and drag them outside. I tie their rope to the bal... of my truck. My neighbors wife and I get inside. Naked the two runs behind my truck as I tow them down the dirt way to my hunting shed. There I walk them into the bunk room. It is a very large room to where I tie the bitch in my life to one side of the room and her pathetic loser of a man to the other side. I tell them both this was the worst. "Oh affirmative. I definitely 'managed' to pull it out of him. 3 pints of it possibly from my gues." Hard-on. You didn't." Well you wanted DNA, didn't you?" Yes but a simple skin sample would have sufficed." Yeah but what fun would have done..." and I made a little titter. "Noblofeld is heading to Switzerland for some reason and I have to find out where exactly in order to corner him." You're not gonna 'make him happy' too are you?" Well the idea hasn't struck my mind yet. Maybe if we have a. “That’s the most originally nice thing anyone has ever said to me.” she said“Uh, Thanks. What does “originally nice” mean?” I asked.“I’ve gotten compliments on my looks most of my life. Guys are always telling me how pretty I am. I even get a few compliments on how smart I am. But it’s hard to take those seriously, as the guys always seems to be talking to my boobs”“They are noteworthy” I interrupted and leered at her.Mindy giggled “That’s what I mean. No one has ever said my boobs were. “hi honey”, i said with a lead feeling in my stomach. “what’s going on?” “i needed to look up a recipe on the internet, and i came across this…stuff. What is this all about anyway? You’ve been looking at wife swapping sites?”“honey, it’s not what it looks like,” i lamely replied. “those sites pop up all over the place, there’s no way to avoid them”.“well, what about these e-mail messages from these people? They’re sending you files with pictures attached. I looked at the pictures, they’re.