My erections are well hard full stop but when I think of Jez they’re rock solid. I don’t know what it is about him that makes me feel the way I do... He’s just got this presence about him, this aura. Whenever I’m in his company I get a really sexy tingly sensation in my cock. He just makes me feel so fucking sexy. He was staying at my place. He’d split up with his bird. Personally, I didn’t know what he saw in her in the first place. In my opinion, for what it’s worth, he was far too good for. We all gawked as the compromised blue top shifted and strained as her muscles contracted and relaxed.Ernesto looked confused, like he was on Candid Camera, but he didn’t look scared. “This is some kind of trick, Gloria,” he spat at his wife.But she didn’t hear. She was gawking in disbelief at Becky’s overinflated physique. She looked as confused as Ernesto, but she was smiling.“No trick,” Becky said, resting her hands on her hips. “Just girl power. Pure, unadulterated girl power. You get thwee. O look, it seems to be a river shack or something. Come on, lets see, she said, lifting her skirt over her knees and pulling on my hand. As we scampered up the rocky bank towards the structure, she lost her footing and fell, scrapping her knee on the rocks. Ouch, darn it anyway. Now look what Ive done, she said looking down at her skinned knee. Lets see, I said, kneeling down to look at the scrape. I had her leg in my hand just above the knee. It wasnt bad, didnt even break the skin. I think it. 12. I am a nobody and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.13. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America???15. Having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I.