" I can't believe I'm doing this," Taylor sighed."And ordered!" Aunt Agnes clapped her hands. "I've got to admit,computers are a lot more useful than ...'d thought. This might change mywhole outlook on personal shoppers. Why wait a week when I can getanything within two days?" I'm glad someone's happy about all this," Taylor mused."Don't worry, I'm not taking delight in your suffering, although Iadmit that had I been more receptive earlier, we might have avoidedthis whole crisis," Aunt Agnes. " She watched as hemade his way toward the bar the red shirt easy to track. His walk wasgraceful and fluid, almost feminine. He probably is gay she mused. Butshe still wanted to be his friend and hoped he would agree to play withher. 'Maybe it was relationships that caused the pain in his eyes.People could be cruel to someone a little off the norm'. Her view was suddenly blocked by a guy standing very close to the table.Somewhat drunk, he tried the worst pick up line she had ever heard.. ’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All. I went into the bathroom and forgot to shut the door behind me. I remembered I left it open just after I got in the shower. I just left it open because I wouldn’t think Carter would come in here when I was in here. Boy was I wrong…. As I was getting ready to wash my body, I heard the door to my room open and then close. Through the shower curtain, I could see a faint shadow that looked exactly the size of Carter. I’ve always dreamed of having sex with Carter, but I thought that this day.