I agree with her, not because I think they don’t look good, but because I get incredibly turned on seeing other men, and sometimes women, ogle her o... the beach! The men usually get hot and the women mostly get envious. Until a couple of weeks ago, the only dick my wife had ever had was my skinny, five inch tool. She was a virgin when met in high school and while the sex was alright, it was usually fairly conservative. Nothing that you might call kinky at all. Hell, she wouldn’t even watch porn. “Fotze,” I repeated, trying to imitate her pronunciation. “Maybe I can start to call some people that, and they won’t even know what I am saying.”“Well, it’s more of the term to describe the vagina, not an insult,” she explained. “I can’t believe I have said that to you. But I’m sure David doesn’t get any of that from Claire.”“You mean just like Peter and Maria? Except she doesn’t have a fotze, I wonder what the Italian word for cunt is?” I asked.“Oh, Will you are bad,” she said, laughing.. Like it or not the feel of his fumbling hands was actually arousing and as he pulled my stiff cock out the leg of my shorts his eyes nearly popped out of his head as it stood loud and proud in his shaking hand, “Mmm Frank, that is some weapon you got there mate” he stuttered as he pulled the skin back exposing the swollen head.The old man then leant forward and before I knew it her had the tip of my cock in his mouth and I could feel his wispy whiskers around the shaft as he moved his head up. They nearly, but not quite got him on the wrong plane heading to the wrong state but Charlie made it to the Courthouse on time. As for Charline's bachelorette party, I will plead the Fifth and refrain from incriminating myself, Charline, and the seven other lesbian and bisexual adult film actress friends of mine, all of whom were of a legal age to drink incomprehensible amounts of insanely expensive champagne in a remote beach house that featured a huge spa and an enormous bed that could handle.