“The grizzly bear was seen yesterday about twelve miles from here. It was probably a black bear. I doubt we’d have two grizzly bears stroll throug... here in a year.”“Black bear? Are they small and harmless?” Pepper asked.Craig said, “Don’t worry about it. When we get busy around here it will go away.”Pepper said, “You people are crazy. Don’t you get it? Bears eat people.”Donny said, “Anyone who leaves the immediate area around the house ought to carry a pistol with them just in case.”“There’s. I have to report any unusual activity in this park after 2000 hours!” “Hey it,s only ten past now! Look we could make it worth your while if you Didn,t say anything about this” she smiled mischievously. “How would that be?” I asked naively. “Have you radioed in to say you,re checking our vehicle?” “Not yet ma,am ,but that is standard procedure.” “Ever had a threesome with two horny females?” “Ma,am are you trying to bribe me with sex?” “Of Course not! Just wanted to have a little fun. There,s. " That's right. I'm a fellow convict serving a term of community service. I have been told to help you settle in to the Black Bear Country Club. Call me Tracy. So, welcome to the members' only 'comfort wing'." What the hell is a'comfort wing'?" snapped Fiona."Essentially," said Tracy, "it's a knocking-shop for the wealthy members of the club." A brothel?" Exactly." So we are to be sex slaves?" That's about it." This is crazy," said Fiona. "The whole thing is crazy! We were raped by the. ..i must start by stating the obvious, I have a fetish for ladies undies especially panties.Well here's the dilemma I faced the other day,my lady came back from her daughters house (not blood related to me) and brought in a big washing basket full of washing as her daughters washing machine had broke down.She asked did I mind, and even as the words left her mouth I thought "MIND,MIND" lol! ...I nearly jumped for joy,as since moving in with my lady I've had no instances of visiting and borrowing.