” explained Mrs Murphy, “and he doesn’t know he’s dead yet, but when he wakes up, the shock will kill him!”“Your glass is empty O’Flaher...y, will you be having another?”“And why would I be wanting two empty glasses?” replied O’Flaherty.Murphy arrived home late from the pub, well oiled and ready for trouble.“Is that you Murphy?” called his wife.“Byjasis! It damned well better be!”Two tough union men were working on a building site when Murphy fell from the second floor scaffolding.“Are ya dead?”. I saw the old man had a terrific hard on as Ana sat down again.My wife stared at me and I knew by the look in her eyes, that she was getting aroused by the second.I noticed Ana had spread a bit her thighs; but nothing had happened yet.Elmer made a toast to us; but I saw his right hand was under the table cloth. I was sure that naughty hand was now touching Ana’s knee and moving on to her thighs…I saw her reaction at his touch, when she suddenly let out a quick gasp. I watched as this old. After a few more days we started to fashion a lean-to to sleep under. After a full week on the island the girls were no longer thinking about rescue any more. They were making some outrageous suggestions of things that we could do. Most of their suggestions were from the movie ‘Swiss Family Robinson.’ After all they were schoolteachers.When they asked me for sex I was amazed. They actually explained to me that it was for our own health and that sex was just as much a requirement of life as were. Dikhne me handsome aur smart hoon. Maine aaj tak bahot sari ladkiyo ki choot mari hai. Par jab bhi main blue movie dekhta tha, toh mere dil me aata tha. Ki kash main bhi ek bahar ki ladki ko chod skaun.Kyoki maine India ki bahot sari ladkiya chod chuka hoon. Ab meri icha ek bahar ki ladki ko chodne ki ho rhi thi. Main shuru se hi English medium school me padha hoon. Isliye meri english kafi achi hai.Ek din garmiyo meri mummy papa se bahot ache wali behas ho gyi. Mera dimag kharab ho gya. Maine.