He nodded and started running his dick in his hand, telling Selena to show her pussy to me. She did immediately, hiking up her skirt to reveal her puf...y hairless pussy. I groaned and stood up, quickly shedding all my clothes and undergarments before diving into her. I attacked her pussy with my tongue and scratched her inner thighs as I pushed her legs out as far as theyd go. With her slick sweet pussy open to me, I buried my face in it and started tongue fucking her slippery cunt, my nose. These were no longer the hands of aman. They were...pretty! Samantha, sweet thing, brought me home a niceladies sized wrist watch in stainless and gold for my now too smallwrist for a men's watch. This was something right out of a sciencefiction book. The same D.A., Alice, noticed. "Nice nails Greg. Newwatch?" "Uh, yes. Samantha bought it for me." "It looks better on youthan that big one did. You have such pretty hands." "Uh...thanks."What else could I say?I had worn a man's size 8D. “If you’d like to taste my wife” I said to Mia, “Then you should do so.”Mia released my cock and knelt down between my wife’s beautiful thighs. Just as she took her first long, slow lap at my wife’s moist folds, I added:“Just make certain to NOT make her to cum.” I ordered, “she has to wait until AFTER you and I are finished.”“Mmmmm” Mia replied, “You ARE a nasty one, aren’t you?”As Mia leaned in and lapped at my wife’s dripping pussy, I replied:“You have no idea…” I said, “In Fact, NEITHER of. He withdrew the silent parrot, set him on his perch, and regarded the creature for a bit.“You think that you have finished swearing around me?” he asked.The bird nodded.“Do you understand that I am through tolerating that sort of language? No more!”The bird nodded.The owner glared at the bird for a bit, until the parrot ventured, “Sir? May I ask a question?”“Ask your question.”The parrot hesitated, finally asking, “Sir? What exactly was it, that the turkey did?”This one is compliments of.