" Emily, that's not nice," Velma said."She's just tired," Cliff said."Oh, it doesn't bother me," Miranda said. "I've raised a few teens myself, and I ...now how cranky they can be." Here you are," she said, handing them a set of keys. "Room 210. It's outside and up the steps to the second floor. Then, go halfway down the walkway." Oh, God, this place is a toilet," Emily said, as they walked to their room. "These steps are rusting, and the place needs a coat of paint, and the roof probably leaks.. I didn't know what to do.Then I remembered "the local cafe serves breakfast until 11."Got caught having a pee in the local swimming pool today.The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in.I woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door's garden.Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.Astonished, I got back into bed.My wife. Ek bar sajid pune mai mere se milne k liye aaya , us din 14 feb thi , 14 feb ko sara din maine uske sath btiya ,jab mai usse pelhi bar mili thi tbhi dil hua chudwa lu usse par us time humre pass koi safe jagh nhi mila wrna chud hi jati mai to , hum dono movies k liye gye dosto hum movies ki puri casting v nhi dekhi , movies chalu hote hi sajid mujhe kiss karne laga mai usko chah k v nhi rok saki Qki mai v uski diwani ho gai thi , wo mujhe mere top k under hath laga k mri boobs ko dbne laga aur. "Yes you are still in a state of shock." I said with a giggle. "Now close your eyes."He did and again I kissed his lips while stroking his face. His lips pursed and began to kiss back perhaps a little too hard but soon he began to get the hang of it. I let my mouth open and let my tongue run over his lips and his mouth opened. Our tongues played with each other.My body was on fire like when I had girl sex so I already knew I was not a lesbian. I found that humorous and soon I giggled into.