He smelt of beer and his semi hard cock hung from his open fly, it was fat and ugly looking, with thick veins. He reached in and began to feel up my t...ts, I moaned like a bitch on heat, so glad to be touched. I was so horny I didnt care that I didnt know him and that he was probably three times my age, You want a go? i said in a husky voice with a cheeky grin, his grubby hand still mauling my big round tits. Fuck yeah! gimme some of that sexy little mouth of yours, he grunted and I slid my legs. He watched as she reached out grabbing the sheets trying to brace herself against his relentless pounding.Brooke could not control herself as she felt her body give in and her orgasm hit her like an unexpected wave from the ocean of pleasure. Her legs buckled and she felt herself going down.“No you don’t. Put your ass on that bed.” He commanded gripping her hips and lifting and pushing her onto the bed. She fell to her side out of breath, but he didn’t stop to let her catch it, no, instead. Can you please tell me why?”After a pause, the General replied; “What? Is the paint still wet?”????????????????Thank tavern_knight for this one~“So when the first pig asked the man for straw to build his house with...”“What do you think the man was thinking?”One of the teacher’s students in the back of the room, called out, “Fuck me, a talking pig.”????????????????A well planned retirementThere is a lot written about this story. Apparently, it is a long-standing myth, but such a popular story. "What the fuck," I mumbled and swung around in my seat and headed for the door."I've got it," shouted Rachelle as she flew by me. "Get us out of here."Without getting back into my seat, I pushed the throttles fully forward and our engines stared to scream, too. I had just had time to sit down in the pilot's seat when the door opened and there stood a smouldering Lila."What the hell?" I asked."We are safe now, captain," said Rachelle from behind Lila. "You can pull back on the power before you.