"Who does it?" "The women, dummy, even my younger sister cuz Mom says girls matureearlier than boys!" "Oh, that's why you can't put the train set ...n the basement!" "Yeah, we have the only place, so my two aunts and their malescome over to use it. They have it all fixed up! Like a dungeon out ofa movie! You should see it!" "I want to see it!" He shook his head. "Come on!" I urged. "Nope, no chance!" "Yeah right, so it's all BS isn't it?" "Okay, why do you think I have a. . UMPH!"This goes on for the whole hour.Later, back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?I couldn't get on the bed!This one is compliments of John from the land down underWhat should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?Go for the juggler!This one is compliments of eloIt was a blazingly hot day and not a wind was moving.Lone. It is ok. I touched up my lipstick in the rear view mirror and then gave myself a pep talk as I slipped my heels back on."You can do this Pam, this is what you've wanted to do for so very long. This is your night. Let Pam out to play and get her sexy gurl on!"Smiling at my reflection, I opened the car door, swung my legs out carefully so as not to give anyone a little peek, stood, grabbed my purse, closed and locked the door and walked to the front entrance of the club.The night was warm enough. Then she noticed her father looking on with a puzzled expression.“She’s licking my love scratches,” his daughter explained, grinning. “Where Derby’s dewclaws marked me last night.” Then she smiled broadly, and in the dazzle of that smile Jack knew that both women were eager to return for more play with their new flop-eared boyfriends. When he said so, Katy pulled her head from Keryl’s bag and whooped for joy. She kissed Jack like a lover. Jack tasted the unmistakable sweetness of mother cunt on.