"Yes he is good, just make sure you do everything he tells you" I will darling" I think he wants me to work for him in the office" Good, see I told yo..., he's the best" Yes" I thought to myself, "No one's ever made me come like him" I think they're going to transfer me to the moor, (Dartmoor prison" Don't worry, I'll still come to see you every month" You're a good little wife baby, I'm lucky to have you"."I don't want you staying at home every night worrying about me, I want you to go out,. He seemed a bit more relaxed in the pub, probably because it was more neutral ground and the effect of a couple of drinks and we got on pretty well. After a while he asked me where the toilets were and I told him I needed to go too so I’d just show him. There were only 2 urinals so we were stood pretty close and I just had to have a sneaky peek at his cock. Wow!!! It almost dangled to the bottom of the urinal. We went home and had a great dinner and he seemed really relaxed and helped Sarah. 00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll.”The Indian doesn’t have much money so he opts for the no name.Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. “I have a name for the no name toilet paper” he announces to the clerk. “We shall call it John Wayne.”“Why?” asks the confused clerk.“Cause it’s rough and it’s tough and it don’t take no crap off an Indian.”A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on. I also noticed he was trying rather hard to make eye contact with me. I decided to go to the restroom to see if he was actually giving me the eye or if it was just in my head. As I walked away from the table I turned and sure enough his eyes were glued to me. Not my eyes, but my ass. He knew I caught him and just gave me a slight smile and continued what he was doing. The next few times he came to the table he spoke specifically to me, even touching me on the arm a few times. I was.