This story may contain aspects of fantastic science or magic. Theparameters of what this science/magic can accomplish are completely at thediscretion...of me, the author, and, as such, I make no apologies for anyrules of "real" physics, chemistry, biology, or magic that may be brokenwithin the story.-------------------------Now onto the fun stuff-------------------------THE S2K BUGby JRDVance waited for the browser to make its connection. It seemed to takeforever, and he kept urging it on, even. He was my best friend’s dad. I saw his eyes move up to my t shirt. I thought it would be best for me to go to my room. I told him goodnight and he said sweet dreams.It was only 11 pm. I usually got to bed late. I was browsing and later decided to try sleeping. It must have been 45 mins after I came to room, I heard the room’s lock being opened.I usually lock the door. It is the knob which had a keyhole in the front, but just needs a turn to the right to lock from inside. I was hoping it would. "And did he show you his tongue?" Yeah," she frowned. "What's with that? Is he playing a joke or something?" No, the tongue's for real. And if he showed it to you, that means he likes you. I hope you smiled back at him so as not to hurt his feelings."This guy was as weird as the tongue guy."Remember I asked you if you saw the three ready-to-pops? They're all three mine. I done 'em."She frowned at him, and he grinned expectantly. (Author's note: I'll claim the pun.)"Want me to do you?" Ms. Jordan's back ached terribly from the fall, but he lifted himself from the floor and went back for more. He balled up his fist and punched the husband in the jaw, sending him stumbling over the bedside table. Before he could get up, Jordan slammed his fist into his face and head three more times.Realizing Gwendolyn was no longer in the room and her husband was unconscious, Jordan decided to leave while he had the chance, hoping she had done the same. He felt his heart pounding inside his chest.