"Ha!" I said. "You're good. Can I offer you something to drink?" Thanks. No. I can't. I just wanted you to have that information. AndI wanted to...apologize."I didn't understand what she meant, and my bewildered expression musthave told her so."For the day before yesterday," she said, as if I'd understand what shemeant."I'm sorry Janine," I responded. "I don't know what you mean. Youcertainly didn't offend me by stopping by on short notice. After all,you sold my house," I explained."Oh. Josh and I walked along the beach back towards his hotel and I asked him if he had a girlfriend back at his school, he sort of evaded the question and said he had recently broken up with his flame. We arrived at his hotel and I followed him up to his room, which was on the third floor, ocean front. He told me to have a seat on the couch, and he would grab us a couple of beers. I took a seat and looked over at the clock, and it was now around 4:30 am and I had a nice buzz going. Josh came in. Aur sirf mein ek akela hee nahin tha, hamaaree class ke saare ladke unko dekh kar aahe bharte the.. Class mein jab bhi vo aati to main unko aise dekhta jaise main unko apani aankhon se chodta hoon, unhonne bhi kai baar notice kiya tha.Phir humaare internel exam start ho gye aur mujhe maths mein kam marks mile. Phir jab hamara external exam start hone vaale the, to main personally unse unke room mein milne gaya aur mujhe jaha problem aa rahi thi, vo unse poochhne laga. Unhonne mujhe bahut achhe. . they are all plainly engraved, 'PROPERTY OF UNITED STATES.'" Give 'em to me, I'll do it. You guys are citizens ... we're not ... sort of ... dual citizenship and diplomatic immunity, anyway."Reluctantly, they handed the handful over."All of them," she demanded. Possibly the only reason she wasn't throwing a full bore hissy-fit was because she was sooo well laid and happier than she'd been in almost three years.'All of them' was a box the size of a pair of genuine Australian Saltwater Crock.