Jennifer said they’d been commissioned to make a 30-minute documentary to be shown one network television. The client was a super-rich chemical manu...acturing tycoon who wanted to mark the centenary of his grandmother’s birth. The actor to play Wynona from the age of thirty-five had been found but they wanted a younger actor to play Wynona from the time she entered law school, becoming the first woman to enter that law school and graduate, others before her not lasting out the first semester due. Confused and stunned, I shook my head yes and Marie leaned the chair back to begin my shave. My head was swimming. Did she mean shave her or have sex with her and even if she meant shaving…. her legs, her underarms, her pubes. I must have misheard or misread the message. She wrapped my face in a hot towel to soften my beard and applied the warm shaving cream. As she stropped the razor, I joked that I would use the strop on her bottom if her hand slipped. She replied by asking if that meant she. "Rolf asked, "What??"Kevin said, "Whatever. Hey, Dork-breath, we've found the three-headed monster."Nazz giggled, "Yeah!"Mischievously, Johnny cried, "It's coming up through the ground!"Jimmy, trying to keep a straight face, called, "Save us, Ed! Save us!"Ed panicked, "A monster coming up from the Pits of Hades! (Mythology.)"It didn't take him long to find the faces. "Come back from whence you came!" he quoted from some old movie. "So that the world may be safe for aliens!" Almost.And he swung. It wasn't makeup. The extreme soreness of his skin around his eyes andmouth, the pain of contact, the fact that nothing was running despitebeing absolutely soaked--it dawned on him with a cold fear.Tattoos.The high-pitched, primal scream that followed tore through the street,rising even above the honking and rumble of traffic. Hands now a blurof motion, he strained against the chains to reach whatever he could,pulling and yanking with all of his limited force. Nothing budged. Ashe tried to tear.