”“No way,” replied Satan. “I like having an engineer, and I’m keeping him.”God threatened, “Send him back up here now or I’ll sue!”S...tan laughed and answered, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”This woman goes in for a facelift and the doctor says: “We’ve got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it.”She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years.But one day she notices a problem and. You moan loudly and squeeze my cock with your pussy, gripping it like a milkmaid intent on extracting my cum. Then I push my finger just into your anus and you cry out and buck wildly in pleasure. Your legs give out as you fall to the bed, my cock deep inside your contracting pussy. I can feel your ass grab and release my finger as your body spasms in orgasm. We stay coupled like that until you regain some of your senses. Then I slowly withdraw my cock from your pussy and survey your beautiful. And why do I sleep so much? That's an easy one. My dreams are so much better than the reality of my life. I think that if I could, I'd sleep forever like some kind of reality-averse sleeping beauty.I laughed as I leaned back on my bed and thought for not the first time about the ruin I'd made of my life. At first, I didn't think I was ruining anything. I was so sure that my opinion was the right one and everyone else was fucking crazy. They, meaning the entire world outside of my small circle. 'Oh god, please,' I beg with more urgency. I don't know if I can wait anymore. I can feel how wet I am and that tingle that's building is driving me crazy!'Sshhh,' in my ear sending more tingles. You undo my pants and carry me to the bed. You put me down, kiss me again as you start removing your own clothes. I'm dazed. I'm in such a state of desire for you that I'm not sure what I should be doing.I stare at your naked body. I want it. I want it on top of me, inside of me, all around me. I need.