“This little club started about fifteen years ago.There were just six of us then, three couples who wereinterested in expanding our sexual exper...ences a bit.We tried wife swapping, full-out orgies, even gaveeach other a try, men and women alike. While wegreatly enjoyed all this, and we continued for manyyears just us six, we started to desire more yet. Sowe introduced others. The ladies discreetly screenedother women, while us men kept an eye out for men whowould fit the mold we had. .. at least, I'm pretty sure he had been. I had a headache that was roughly the size of Montana, and it was a good thing that the shades were drawn because it made the room I was sleeping in fairly dark.I took a moment for a brief mental inventory. I was still in Jim's house, in one of his spare bedrooms. Barb and I had drank *way* too much last night after we had our little talk... which I would definitely need to tell George about today. I remembered being half carried, half dragged to bed. " When she said this Tom turned red with embarrassment again; but didas she said.For the next fifteen minutes she had him go through all the techniquesshe found on his 'homework' websites. She had him lightly lick the holeat the tip, brush his cheeks up and down the shaft, breathe on it, lickand suck on the balls and scrotum, circle the head with his tongue, andlick the perineum. She continued to sound more and more aroused as shegave Tom more encouragement. Tom for his part did exactly as. "That ain't English," I said."It's Somalian," he replied, "I got it off Ebay." Right," I agreed, "So why?" I asked."I really hate Homos." he said."Any girls around?" I asked."Well, yes and no," he says, "There's Gloria, but she's mine." he said, "She come for a boob job and I fell in love right away." Right," I agreed."You wana come to dinner?" he asked."Sure," I agreed, wondering just how unsanitary his kitchen would be, but hell did I get a shock but first off we had to sort the Homo out, but.