John and I had a tug-of-war over a girl named Linda. Neither of us won her but she certainly had a good time playing us against each other.I did have ...y first in a lifetime love at this time. Her name was Carol. I dated her a long time in high school and we would make out and cuddle. She was the first girl I ever touched as a "girl". It happened at the movie theater and I was scared shitless. Once I got my arm around her, I didn't know what else to do and left it there so long my arm was numb. We continued walking and looked back. There was indeed a man behind the tree and he appeared to be looking around for someone or something. We carried on walking and then doubled back making sure that we walked the other side of the tree to see what the man was doing. As we approached we could see the man hidden behind a huge tree trunk facing the path. His trousers were around his ankles. We were behind him and he did not know we were there. We got about 10 yards away before the man realised. He started the whole time he tried to set out the trays. “Would you like to touch it?” I asked him. “It/ he asked questioningly. “Her ass boy, that magnificent, perfect round ass proudly displayed before you,” I replied. “YYyes,” was his stuttering reply. He crossed the room and slid his hand over Jayne’s ass. She wiggled and giggled but kept her face hidden. “I have an offer for you, you can have a ten dollar tip or you can eat the strawberries and whipped cream off of her ass,” I said. " Mom, trying to give me a bad conscience won't work." But it did, and he knew that she had his concession in the bag once again. He sighed loudly."You don't have to play the martyr and sleep on the couch in your own son's home, mom. I'll sleep on the damn couch." Does that mean you're going to stop pouting and come have a Thanksgiving with us just like every year? He is your brother, you know," she added in a conciliatory tone."Yeah, I'll come. Just don't expect me to stay sober for very long.