'Counter guy asks, 'Black or white?Customer says, 'White.Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have to d... with it?'Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up.Only Readers from Ontario Canada will understand this one.A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.After being there awhile, he got into the habit of. After he has finished I felt my belly, probing with my fingers and could feel the hardness of him well past my navel. I looked at Paul who was standing there masturbating while he watched me. I beaconed to Paul to come over and stand in front of me, he did and I took him in my mouth and began to ride Ahmeed faster and faster. I rose so that he was almost out then dropped right back down. He was beginning to go soft on me but then I felt something hit my back side as I dropped, Lissa had taken. Or the weekend she spent in front of a fireplace with another guy, twisting their bodies into impossible positions for hours on end.I know.Love's a bitch.So here I was, Christmas shopping for the most important woman in my life, and there were still rules I had to follow: Nothing too personal. Nothing even vaguely sexual. Safe things, like sweaters and books and videos. Possibly a CD or two. But nothing personal, private... nothing that she could cherish and treasure for the rest of her life as. The pale skin contrasted by fire red hair really does it for me. After she came for me I stood up holding her feet up in the air and guided my covered member into her. I concentrated on her G-spot and pulled out a few times to glide over her clit. As she came again I pushed back inside and held her tightly. As she dressed to leave I told her to come over anytime.My last visitor that early morning was Julie who’s mom is of Latin descent, giving her a permanent tan and black hair. Like I said.