If I had to guess, I'd say the chicken was drunk. It was on its back, and had a tongue hanging out.Before we went in, Claude warned "Remember, no one ...rders water. The safest way to go is either watered wine, or ale. In our middle ages, water could kill you. The alcohol helps keep the germs down."Having an adult tell you to order booze was weird, but I did it. The bartender even acted like he knew what we wanted, and quickly served us. Our accent and language obviously stood out, so we weren't. " It's really nice," I said to her after taking a sip. "Thank him againfor being so kind." Just think, he's probably got a raging hard on right now and is dreamingof fucking you," mommy whispered to me after the hostess walked away."I'm sure his ultimate wet dream would be to get both of us in bed. Justthink what a surprise it would be for him to put his hand up your thighand reach into your panties and to find your dainty little cock."We both laughed at that thought; although that was one. Tell her you're looking for a miniskirt and try on any skirt she suggests. Among them you must choose the shortest one and buy it. No matter how much it costs. Exit the shop and go find a toilet. Once you're inside your cubicle use the scissors to cut up the skirt you're wearing. Wear your new skirt then. Before leaving the toilet unclasp your bra, take it off and keep it in your hand. Once you're back in the hallway throw the bra in a trashcan. I hope you didn't decide to wear a see through. It was really a force of habit. I was neverallowed to eat on the couch or in front of the TV. What are you doing?she asked me. Uhmmm...eating, I said. You can sit on the couch next tome, silly, she replied. Oh, ok, I said, happy to oblige. She grinned as Iheaded toward the couch. I sat at the opposite end of the couch andquietly munched my pizza, deep in thought. What's with you? she asked.You're so much more quiet than before. Uhmm....Teri, there's something Iwant to tell you. What is it? she.