Only a couple more weeks to go, I reminded myself as I unfolded myself from the car and stood on my toes to stretch out. I glanced around, half expec...ing to see the yellow Mustang in the corner, but it wasn't there.Maybe T.J. and Kayla found a new lover's lane, I thought sourly.I walked into the restaurant. Jake was there, along with Eric and Keisha. They had been there for a little while, it seemed, as there was one empty pitcher of Coke to the side and another icy one in the middle of the. Finally, the Saturday arrived and I called Ray to find out what time he wanted to meet up. It was his Mom that answered the phone and informed me that Ray was sick in bed. A little disappointed I headed to the theatre on my own.The feature was due to start at 11:00 am and end at 4:30 pm. I arrived at the theatre a few minutes before 11:00 and headed to the bike racks. That's when I saw Valerie's car parked under a shade tree. Her hand poked out the window and motioned for me to come over. I. This lady was in breach of bylaw 69 which has been applied for 150 years at least . It requires all women over 10 years of age to sit crossed legged and ensure that theirbehaviour does not incite erections in men who are using the parks amenities . She was at risk of being arrested and prosecuted for wanton behaviour which has a penalty of up to 20 Lashes or community work It is an old fashioned bye law but hasbeen supported by local feminists who are frightened of a new bout of male. In the end you are signing the divorce papers. So not a word about this. I don't need my daughter thinking her uncle is someone that can't keep it in his pants when it comes to married women. And Karen, this will bite you in the ass,” I said. Then I got in my car and I went back home. I couldn't believe it honestly. Why did I feel bad? I wasn't the one cheating. But on the other hand what if Scott really was cheating? But still I was pissed no matter what. Then maybe once I got home and talked.