It's only natural and normal for twenty-somethings to get hitched with their high school or college sweetheart. For me, this was a foreign concept. No...high school sweetheart, too many college sweethearts and the whole "settling down" thing, to me, was overrated.My good friend was getting married so I rolled to it riding solo. It was a beautiful ceremony. We drove thirty minutes to the closest resort where we stayed at a beautiful bungalow with seven of my friends. They picked a great venue for. Mujhe pat tha ki mujhe kya karma hai or maine wahi kiya! Ji haan! Maine juice ko pina or us Chhote se pink Chhed ko chusna shuru kar diya. Maine clitoris par kuch der apni Jung ka kamal dikhaya or fir ek ek side chusi. Uske bad Maine apni tongue ko uski pyaari si chut ke andar daala or kaafi der tak lick karta rha or sweet salty juice ko pita rha. Me ek hath se uske boobs bhi dba rha tha.Wo lgatar moan kar rhi thi or Paglo ki trh tadap rahi thi. Wo mere Baal pakadkar mere muh ko apni chut me. A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.This is a contribution from DennisA priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.After a while of talking about their day the priest asked the rabbi, "Are you still prohibited from eating pork?"The Rabbi replied "yes, we have strict dietary restrictions."The Priest thought for a minute and then asked,"Well, have you ever eaten pork?" the Rabbi replied "yes, when I was a teenager I had a ham sandwich on a dare."After a bit the Rabbi asked. I wouldn’t say I’m light on my feet, but my footwork is strong and I had to make good use of it to keep up Miss Xiang. She was easily able to avoid or parry my strikes, often giggling and teasing me while she did. I wasn’t sure if she was doing this to enrage or confuse me, but I found the whole thing adorable and tried to keep my focus. She successfully struck me more time then I care to admit, while the blows I landed amounted to only a handful. Relying on boxing and karate wasn’t going to.