Considering we were married for twelve years I doubt if he thought I was either.I'm five feet six inches tall in bare feet and weighing in at a perfec...ly respectable eight and a half stones, I can still get into a size twelve dress and, whilst that might not be the perfect ten, it was close enough for most women, especially at my age.I sighed again and took another sip of the whiskey, why was I thinking like this?My body might be better than the average for my vintage but as my dearly departed. She addressed the students. "Today we are going to learn about the male anatomy... Well... If you could even call this pathetic thing male" more laughter erupted from the girls as the teacher shot me a sly, mocking glance."Yes girls today is truly a once in a lifetime experience, we get to witness a medical anomaly of a severely undersized penis on a now fully grown male!" She walked in front of me, squatted down so her face was in line with my shrivelled genitals. She pulled a necklace out. When I see that Maggie moves so she will not be wet I also make pee in this water that will fall only on the unpleasant female, though perhaps she does not know this. I think it is funny that she may not know.It is also funny to see that the water is so much that the female falls. As she rises again she speaks to Maggie very loud and very unpleasant, but then she almost falls again and I see there is a thing on her foot that will not let her stand well. I think that is funny, too. The female. Hans is driving me to school at five thirty. I was going to call you later, to tell you goodbye, though. I'm sorry that you got mad at me, but I know I told you about how we got out real early because we started a month before anybody else." If you did, I don't remember it. It was a shock to me last night when I found out you were leaving so soon. Even if you had told me about this, you should have said something to me again about when you were leaving, not waited until the last minute like.