”Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”The Ital...an, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs. ”“Oh, just shut up and fuck me.”He picked her up and carried her to his bedroom. “What did I do to deserve you?”“It’s not what you did, it’s what you’re about to do. I hope.”“You just wait.”He dropped her on the bed where she bounced gently and squealed. He fell to his knees, pulled her to the edge of the bed, peeled her panties off and draped her legs over his shoulders. He devoured her pussy, biting, licking, and sucking. Her moans were interspersed with squeals whenever he touched her. There can’t be. Can there? questioning my own thoughts as I chase them. Unable to come up with any other conclusion, I find myself settling on the only logical explanation; while I was gone, Amber masturbated and came all over my side of the bed.Reaching this conclusion and voicing it in my head has my cock hard all over again, once more sending all sorts of conflicting emotions through me. Reaching down to feel how big the wet spot is, I quickly come to the conclusion that I have two options. Ya meray liay bohat mushkil kam tha q k main aisa pehlay kabhi nahi kia tha magar tb he main nay soch liay k main ya sabit kar k dikhawo ga k main b kuch kar sakta ho or main moqa talash karnay laga or tb he mehandi ka khana start ho gaya or hum log khana khanay lagay or main sath sath yahi sochnay laga k kesay moqa milay or main us larki say bat karo khanay say free ho kar sb larkay idhar udhar janay lagay or kuch log apnay apnay gharo main jana shuro ho gay larkiyo nay b khana kha lia tha to.