He’s starting to get horny and wild again, like when we were going together. Finally! “John. Tell me what you liked best so far, you know, with ...hat we’ve been doing.” “Whew. That’s a tall order. It’s like watching twenty porn videos and then saying what you liked best!” “Aw c’mon, go for it…and you know now I’m turned on when you talk dirty.” “….okay… I got excited when I saw you deliberately lean over in the living room to show James your boobs. His eyes lit up! And when you encouraged. ‘Shelly, remove your dress, leave the thong and shoes on.’ Sir says as they remove their shirts, shoes and socks. I teasingly slip the dress from my shoulders, stopping just above my breasts. ‘Come on Shelly, let’s see your beautiful orbs,’ Says Sir Thompson. ‘Yes Shelly, and your beautiful nipples on those perfect areole,’ Sir Stewart says. I pull the dress so the nipples poke above the material. ‘Now come to us, and turn our flaccid cocks’ rock hard,’ Sir says as they remove their trousers.. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.When he was just about done shopping, a man. Of course, I have played with myself there and love a little rimming and fingering. Other than that, I don't know. But I do know that I'll do almost anything you ask because I love to cum. And, I love being with you, Joe." What do you think about grabbing one of these boats and cruising around the pond? It looks like most everyone has headed back to the dance area, so we could have some fun on the boat." What did you have in mind?" Well, one of the things I like to do is cunnilingus on sexy.