Haramzaadi ke chut mein haathi ka lauda bhi chota pad jata hai.Papa: Yaar main tum dono ki biwi ko kai baar choda hu. Saali randi log maza toh deti ha... par sirf gaand se. Chut toh dheela ho gaya hai dono ka. Bas gaand ka ched thoda kasa hua hai.Uncle 1: Kya karu yaar. Promotion ke liye har dusri raat apni biwi ko manager ke ghar bhejna padta hai. Woh kahti hai ki sala manager uske bur mein sirf lund hi nahi, kela aur lamba wala kaddu bhi daalta hai. Chut toh phategi hi.Uncle 2: Mera bhi kuch. Whether I liked it or not, Nude Day was coming up fast. I had given up on finding a way out of attending my dad's party. I didn't want to let him down and I wanted to meet the dean from the university. However, each day that went by gave me more and more anxiety. There was no doubt in my mind that I was going to get a boner at some point during the day, especially if there were other women there. I became tense and nervous and avoided my family as much as I could. Mom must have noticed that. That was the football captain my senior year in high school. That was such a disaster, I've avoided any similar relationship since then. My major course of study at State is so demanding, I don't have time for any relationships anyway." Well Jane, I can sympathize with that, but I really do wish you would join us. Mike is so gentle and understanding, I think you'd have an outstanding experience, if not in fact a sexual revelation. And I would just love to show you how to make love with a. My dick was stiff and pressing against his crotch area. I reached down and unbuttoned his pants, the whole time still kissing, only pausing for little breaths of air. We were now both pretty much naked from the waist down as we each kicked our shoes and pants from around our ankles off... I could feel his cock against mine, both of ours getting harder by the second.We stopped kissing to remove each others shirts. I couldn’t believe I was even going this far. When I did fantasize about boys it.