I'm 5'9" and 135 pounds and if I must say so I made a pretty convincing looking hooker. I considered a fourth martini to get my nerve up to walk down ...o the parking lot of my apartment complex but decided I had had enough. I had had more than enough already as it turned out.When the red light went on I pulled over and the police car pulled over behind me. I looked anxiously into the back seat hoping I might have left a blanket there I could use to cover up. No such luck. The door of the police. Then Gran handed me a small black patent leather girl'spurse. "You'll need one of these if we're gong out," she said, and put mylipstick, powder, mascara, and eye shadow inside. "This was Carolyn's,now it's yours." I took MY purse and stood up, straightened MY dress,then checked myself in the mirror. "Just like any woman. You're picking up on femininity fast!", saidGran, and I felt that familiar thrill run through me again. We got inthe car, and Gran showed me how to smooth my dress under. I walked all the way back to the front entrance and through the weight room to the stairs inside.. I put my things away and Donna came up long enough to bring a cordless phone .. Sandra was calling in, and wanted to speak with me. “ I'm about 20 minutes from the airport-- could you please come and pick me up? Donna said the place was packed, and my Hummer's at my place..” “ Sure thing- I'm on my way..” I said. “Thanks sweetie, I would have had to wait for a cab ,and I hate to wait.” “. The idiot says, “Ok, my turn. What walks on 2 legs but sleeps on 3 legs?”The genius thinks and thinks, but he cannot come up with an answer so he hands the idiot $5,000. The genius, curious as to what the answer is, asks the idiot, “So what is the answer?”The idiot hands the genius $5.✧ ✧ ✧Frog looking for love... A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever find his one true love.The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which.