I had made those sounds late at night, in the dark, with my ex-wife. I smiled. Mom and Dad were doing the antler dance upstairs. I was going to have t... get out of the house and wait outside till daylight. I started to move into the hall but my foot caught on something and I fell flat on my face with a loud thud that shook the entire house. I forgot that there was a step up into the hallway. I heard panicked voices coming from upstairs. I heard Dad say the word "shotgun."Now I panicked. To leave. Jenny walked up and smeared some of the stallion jizz on Carla's tits and said it would be soothing for those sore swollen nipples. She could tell, by the condition of Carla's breasts, that Carla was trying to induce lactation with frequent breast suckling. Horse sperm was the perfect medication for those distended raw nipples. The Gaucho Girls tits had the same look and Jenny figured she knew where Carla had been schooled.Just then a fat lady entered the barn and waved to Jenny. She headed to. He looked like a stud, so I gave him my cell number when his woman walked off for a minute. I text messaged him today with details and said come and fuck me. A minute later he texted back, asking what time." The next week passed slowly. We only had sex once. Midweek she went to get another bikini wax, or make that a Brazilian I guess. It was pretty bare. I did not ask too many details really. I thought there was a chance she was making it up as a laugh; yet, I was also curious as to how this. “Look,” she said, and I turned to see the ensign crawl from under his tent, codpiece open and member dangling. I thought for a moment about taking him prisoner, decided that was foolish when there was a bunch of Redcoats somewhere nearby, yanked the boy to me by the arm and buried his blade in him, jabbing upward for his tiny heart. I hit it on the third thrust and he sank, nerveless. I found my belt and bayonet in the tent folds and hurried the girl into the woods as she pulled her jacket.