A guy with a "lust" for life (and, ahem, other things). A guy who can love and/or laugh at my quirks (and there are many). A guy who is willing to try...new things. A guy who challenges me, but is not afraid to be challenged by me. Must love to snuggle. Must be kind to a****ls and small c***dren. Must have a desire to travel and explore. Must be SINGLE (there are a few Commandments I have no desire to break).”Alas, the only men who seemed to respond spoke in “text speak”, could not spell or craft. “Very well, then. Tomorrow, I enlist the aid of some legal counsel and work on incorporating us as a church. After that, I will direct a sitting U.S. Senator to step down, though I will naturally find a way to reward him for his co-operation. He has no idea of just how rewarding that could prove to be, of course, but he will learn in time. Just as naturally, I will recruit him for our church and have him issue a statement renouncing his existing faith in Christianity. That will be a jolt in and. That’d be wonderful. As I said, I’m social.”“Good. Ride back to my place and you can stay overnight. We can play it by ear after that.”Dave wondered just how much of an invitation that was, but he accepted, figuring that at worst it’d be an ill-kempt apartment with a lumpy sofa or his bedroll on the floor.“OH, SWEET JESUS ... WHAT. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU. DOING. TO. ME?”Jessie fainted.Dave arranged their nude bodies to be comfortable on her king-size bed. The room was frilly and feminine, and. '"Yeah, it's a long story, can you keep it quiet, I mean, it's nothing bad or illegal, but it could be bad for us if word got out." Jake looked her in the eye, satisfied when she nodded."So is this something to do with that pickup thing your Mom and Dad were discussing with Mom the other night?"Jake nodded; he didn't know what to say for sure, as he wasn't sure how much his parents had told Nancy. "Yeah, but I'm not at liberty to say too much right now," Jake said softly."I thought Mom said you.