I could put my tightest pair of yoga pants on, and my smallest sports bra, and ask him to help with a workout. I always like the attention I get with ...hat kind of outfit, the thin fabric stretching across my curves. Brent always takes me home after I wear it to the gym, and has his delightful way with me as soon as his door closes. Can't keep his hands off me, and I'll bet that Stan won't either. Pig. My mind is made up, that's the most effective way to get what I need.My phone sits on the. "Jock" he says, "Jock, you know that bottle of21 year old malt whiskey that I promised ye we would have a wee taste..." Well when I am gone and I am put in the ground,I want ye to promise me to pour that bottle over me coffin - will ye do that for me!" Aye " said Jock. "I would be mightly honoured to do that for ye"."As an extra mark of respect I would like to strain it through me kidneys first"These are compliments of RabbiRabbit and they are awful, really bad:If you would run all of these at. Mousine apni tang ko meri kamar par rakh kar mujhe jakad liya aur jor jor se hafne lagi Kamara hamari chudai ki awaj se gunj raha tha. “ahhh aaahhhhh unhhhh ooohhhh oooohhhhh haan haaaaai meeeere rajjjjja, maaaaaaar gayye reeee, choooood re choooood. Uiiiiiiii meeeeeeriiiii maaaaa, phaaaaaaat gaaaaaayeeee reeeeee meri chutttttt madhrchod aur jor se mar apni randi mousi ki puchhi koooo.Issa bolte ja rahi thi.lagbhag 15 min.ke bad maine usko kaha mai zarne vala hu to boli mai bhi aa rahi hu.aur. Me: toh fir kesa hai?She: dekho, koi baat hai to boldo mai kisi se ni bolri.Me: umm, bas koi accha lagta hai but kabhi bola ni.She: ohh, kon?Me:tumhari hi baat chalrai hai.She: rehne do, itne saalo me toh kabhi kuch nahi bola tumne.Me:himmat ni hui.She:ohh, ab kese himmat aagaiMe:I know na, nahi bola toh bol ni paunga.She:chalo ohk, abhi jana hai meko, kal milna shaam ko bahar nadi k paas.And then she left, I was so stunned after hearing that she didnt shout or didnt tell anyone else.Next.