All because Dad was so impressed by the romance between Shah Jahan and his favorite wife that he couldn’t resist that kind of style. Fitting, really... that Dad modeled his tomb after another polygamist, in this case one of the Mughal Emperors of India,” Hector fought his grief to say that much at least.“Wow, he really did love your mother, didn’t he? When I learned that he was a polygamist, it caused me to doubt that love, but the more I see, the more evidence I find of their passion for each. I LOOKED pregnant! I had a belly! I immediately got into maternity clothes, though they hid my new bulges. I was so proud. That afternoon, Kate and I were sunning by the pool. I had decided to wear a two piece suit to show off my new belly. She rubbed my roundness then asked, "So tell me. How do you like having big tits." I looked down. My boobs had spilled out of the cups! We both giggled. My pregnancy progressed smoothly and I began to fill out my maternity dresses. My belly pushed out. Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new video game for women only, called Dick-Man?You put a quarter in and get fucked.I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your breast fall off:Oh ... I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it. It was all over in about three minutes, a quick doggy-style fuck with her bent over my desk. "Oh fuck me, Petey! Fuck the demerits away Petey!" She was calling me by my first name now. I had lost all the power in the situation because of her. Unbelievable. Her pussy was really tight and I completely lost my mind during a powerful orgasm. It didn't take long and the rush was incredible. My marriage, my career, everything was at risk all because of this stupid girl that used her pussy as a.