She got her drinks and walked back to her table and told her friends of her response to my offer and they all just laughed. This kind of pissed me off...some what. I turned back to the bar and the guy says "See I told you" We both just laughed and I order us both another round. As the night went on I was thinking more and more about how I missed my wife and how the lady had answered me. It was getting late and then my phone dinged with a message from my wife "Hey I hope you are feeling more. The best part is that she is only 20 and he, at 50, is her slave, just like he has been for so many men and woman. Like me, she enjoys making him watch real cocks satisfy her and even film it while jerking off all over the place with his useless prick. I put up with him out of sympathy for his little dick and prison wrecked asshole. Finally, when I caught him making videos and to tell my most personal secrets and pics across the internet while he jerked off, I kicked him out. I watched a dozen. .. ‘She then yells, ‘I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!‘I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!’Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No, ‘ the second man replied,‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she. “Mmmm,” she moaned. “I can’t remember the last time Paul took his time with me like this. It all feels so good.”Steve moved down, placing light, grazing kisses over her flat stomach. He moved one hand up to continue squeezing and teasing her erect nipples, while his other hand moved to explore Colleen’s inner thighs. As he adjusted to lick her belly button lightly, he swore he could smell the scent of her sex, inches from his face. Looking down, he could just make out, in the darkness, her silk.