With a sigh she rested her chin on her palm and began to flick through these anal stories, wondering what the hell the big deal was. Admittedly she mo...tly skimmed through the stories, honestly not wanting to give them much of a chance. By about the fourth story she was a wee bit interested in how many of the stories featured women achieving several orgasms from having a dick in their rear. That didn't seem right and as she was getting ready to do a search on that from the hallway came the sound. "Yes, something like that," her mother replied."Well, I guess that explains why he was so sad. I'd be sad too if I hadto pretend I was a boy," Penny stated.Penny's mother smiled at her daughter's easy acceptance of thesituation, but she said, "Well, he wanted us to know, before he makes apublic announcement. As soona s that happens, your friends may ask youquestions, or maybe even tease you about it." It will be ok, Momma. If they have questions I'll tell them to ask anadult, and if they tease. Long term visits with mom are one of the most anxiety producing events in my life. I love her and all- but I try to avoid her at all cost. ‘Um, er- I’m glad you’ve decided to accept Zoe as part of my life mom, that’s good to hear. When were you planning on coming?’ ‘Oh not for a week or two,’ she said breezily as I panicked. Only two weeks maximum to prepare. I had no idea what I meant to do in preparation, but I felt I needed more of a time buffer between then and now. ‘Don’t worry about. "She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."Selling BiblesA pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles.