Do you understand?"He nodded slowly, face still red, and trudged off towards the fittingrooms. The salesgirl, Judy I now noticed her name tag read, tu...ned tome."What about a bra to fill it out a little?" she asked."No," I chuckled at her enthusiasm. "I want him flat-chested. Fifteen-year-old girls would have some development by now, but like I said, Idon't want him to look totally like a girl. Besides, he's alreadywearing a pair of pink satin panties that don't fit me anymore. Youshould have. They used to say that food is the gift of life and philosophically I had to agree with people who believed it, considering the function that food has played in the history of man. Mankind had broken bread together during the coldest nights of the ice age and thus man had survived. As well, great men had courted beautiful women over the dinner table, setting dynasties in motion that had overseen the course of man's evolution as a race, and religion had shown us the importance of food. That being. And, as soft as she looked I soon learned she rode a motorcycle!But I didn't know any of that at first. I had gone to the nude beach one day after Susan and I broke up. Or should I say Susan left me for yet another woman. I was still living in Susan's house, but she was away on vacation for the summer with her little Asian friend while I was in the process of moving out. But this day I was feeling sorry for myself and headed out to spend the entire day at the nude beach on the Jersey shore. It. That makes it abit harder. We will have to choose the options one at a time. Let'sstart with boobs. That's these things on my chest. Ain't they pretty?So we have cup sizes from G to double Z." Just normal size. Maybe C." C? I thought you wanted to be a woman? Ok the client is sometimesright. I'll put down 'D'. Now your Bubble butt - Do you want that extralarge, super extra large, or the 'I thought she left the room fiveminutes ago' size." Proportional. Sexy, but not outlandish. Can I show you a.