”We both stopped in our tracks, nearly out of the park.“You’re probably right,” I thought out loud, thinking of Mike. He wasn’t exactly a ca...ch, but he was clean and presentable, certainly with his own style.“Still, I’m seeing someone different tonight anyway,” I said with a little smirk.“What?”“Oh, it’s not a date exactly, but I’m seeing a different girl tonight.“A: You suck. B: Who the hell is it?”We started walking again. I struggled with whether to fess up or not, but figured it was likely. I hadn't even seen him put down his wine bottle on the end table. He stood up and reached for my hand. Trembling inside, I gave it to him and allowed him to pull me to my feet.What happened next is not quite clear in my mind. I know we kissed, quite chastely, lips pushed out like some old Saturday Evening Post cover. Then we kissed again, and his hand was on my left bicep, and I had my head tilted back and to the side and I was raised up on my tiptoes. Then my mouth was open and I touched my. Now I started feeling that feeling in my dick as I started to become rock hard. I didn't want it to but the smell of him pushed me over the edge and I was now extremely horny."Put your dick back in my mouth," I ordered."You are a little slut aren't you," Andy snapped back as he filled my mouth again with his meet. It tasted so good and I wanted to suck his dick all night. With my head against the ground he started to face fuck me, and I was loving every minute of it now. I was no longer. In those days you could inject a pill into the male birds to turn them into 'capons' basically I think a sort of chemical neutering, and we did quite few of these, by the hundred actually. Whether this chemical had any effect on the humans who consumed them I have no idea, but I do have three children, who have qualified me to become a 'Parent Advisor'. I'm sure you can work out what that entails!And then there was the vicar, a genuine self sufficiency addict. He had, he told me, a problem with.