As i came back with my purse he was standing by the counter "Michelle you are the prettiest person I ever knew" he said. "Tommy you say that all the t...me stop" i giggled and leaned forward and kissed his cheek then ran my thumb over it and wiped the red lips gloss that was left behind "do not what your wife to see that" I said with a smile. I started to write the check and felt his arms slide around my waist, I bent my head to the side and he kissed my neck his hands caressing my waist and. A few people were walking around and most of the benches were empty, so I decided to sit for a bit and enjoy the scenery. I was leaning back against the bench with my eyes closed, it felt so good with the sun beaming down.Something blocked the sun, casting a shadow over me. I opened my eyes and was startled when I saw a man standing in front of me. He was very handsome, at least six foot tall. He was wearing a black suit and tie, I could barely keep my eyes off him. I removed my headphones and. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.A young boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog. He asks the man at the front desk if he can have a woman and the man says ‘‘No, son. You have to be 18.’’ The boy hands the man a one hundred dollar bill and the man tells him to go upstairs to Room 7. Then the boy asks the man if he can have a girl with active herpes. The man says ‘‘No, I’m sorry, but all of our girls are clear.’’ The. Motai maadiyil paati arugil padukaamal aval padukaiyil avaludan paduthu viten, iruvarum ore porvaiyil pothi kondu ithazhil kiss seiya aarambithom, arugil akka paduthu urangi kondu irunthaal.Avaluku theriyuma theriyatha endru elam enaku theriya villai aanal naan ennai sutri enna nadakirathu enbathai theriyaamal yamunavai kaamam seithu kondu irunthen. Yamuna ennai kama aasaiyil sunniyil kai vaithu thadava aarambithaal.Naan avalin mulaiyil kai vaithu thadava aarambithom, iruvarum kati pidithu.