We lived close by for many years. There is not much difference in our ages because I am the youngest of my siblings, we became very close. We used han... out together all the time. Now when I go to visit her at college we hang out like buddies instead of uncle and niece. People can hardly tell that I am her uncle.My niece is a very bright student. She is a curious soul. Which makes for a very enthusiastic student and a fast learner.One day when she was a senior in high school, she came home and. The reason we did not actually have sex is because we were both virgins and she wanted to wait a little while before we eventually did it. I had no problem with this.So one day we were hanging out and somehow we got on the topic of semen. My side of the argument was that semen was either good or did not do any harm to your skin. She of course said that it was bad for you and said that it would make someone break out terribly.Being younger at the time, I got this bright idea in my head to. " I said.The Shifu nodded and then looked at his granddaughter, "You may return to your mother, I will not need you to translate anymore." He said.She nodded and was about to withdraw when I spoke again, "If I might? Your granddaughter also has a library of books that she is uncertain of, could I not talk to you both, if that doesn't cause any..." I had to think for a moment, " ... loss of face for any of us?"The Shifu thought for a moment and then nodded, "You may remain, granddaughter, but. "I shoved "my" boobs out, opened "my" mouth and belched out the first notes of Beethoven's Fifth, "Blah blah blah BLAH," and gave the orchestra chord with a loud (eventually smelly) very wet-sounding fart."Yep. That works," I told them.We laughed in each other's voices and couldn't stop for several minutes. George and Sherry tried to out-belch and out-fart each other while Nat and I just shook our heads in pity. We were the bad-manners winners! It took us fifteen minutes to settle down.Nat and.